Thursday, September 25, 2008

Day 4

So today is day 4 on WW. So far so good. I cheated and weighed myself this morning and I'm down almost 3 pounds since Monday! WooHoo!

This weekend I have a Phillies game that I am attending, yet I am determined to not let that become an excuse to go off plan. I don't think i'm going to drink and if I find myself tempted by the ballpark goodies, i'm going to ask myself if I am really hungry and if it's worth it. This is something I need to get used to doing!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I'm Fat.

There, I said it. I'm fat. My butt is huge. My boobages spill out of my bra (although, according to the BF, this isn't a bad thing). I have a nice little friend who's always with me, called Miss FUPA. My cellulite is a nice place to keep my spare change.

And guess what? I'm over being fat. I re-joined Weight Watchers for the 3082nd time on Monday. (Is there some kind of award for the number of times one can join WW?). Anyway, this time I'm gonna do it! I swear!

I have a little over 50 pounds to lose. When the hell did I gain 50 pounds?!?! Hmmm. In high school I felt like I was one of the "bigger" girls, but looking back, I was average. I got a little chubby in college, but not to the extent that I am now - that I feel uncomfortable in my own skin. I did manage to lose almost 30 pounds in college following weight watchers, and now that I've gained that, plus 25 back, it's time for the WW magic again!

I recently went on vacation where my 3 year old nephew told me I have a big ass. Well, he said "bum", but still. I heard "Aunt Laura, You're fat!". Of course my sister told him that's not nice, but hey, it's true. My ass does exit the room about 10 minutes after the rest of my body.

My sister actually was the one who suggested I start a weight loss blog. So, here it is. I'm planning on posting once or twice a week - struggles, funnies, etc. So, join me and raise your glass of crystal light - this time it's for real! Here's to smaller asses and disappearing FUPAs!